NOTE: This story has no beta reader, it's just me checking for faults but not too thoroughly, if i do notice major mistakes or something that makes a part of the chapter confusing i'll correct it
[Lily's POV]
Well this is akward.....
"So when can I kill them?"
"When can we kill her?"
"NOBODY IS KILLING ANYONE"
Besides me, I am really feeling like playing doom right now, just need some armor for the cosplay and a demon sword
...
Maybe i can steal it from jing liu
"Dammit why can'y you all just sit down and talk like civilized creatures instead of fighting like rabid animals"
"Because that's no fun~"
"SHUT UP SPARKLE!"
Suddenly, marie stood up with a hand in her pockets while the other one was on her head, she tried to slick her hair back as if she had short hair with something...i am not describing bulging out
KNOCK KNOCK
"Who the hell-"
"Of course you de**igers always mention hell hm? miss home?"
This is exactly why I delayed this damm meeting as much as i could
"Oh shut up, doesn't god only create men and women? The fuck are you supposed to be?"
"Kafka I swear to-"
I then looked at Marie who was starring at me intently and...after thinking about what gin was talking about, I'm wondering why I'm still friends with her
You know now that I mention it I'm surprised gin survived and isn't a teen dad right now
Plot armour really is something huh?
"Ye fuck this I'm still swearing to God, Kafka i swear to God if you destroy anything here you're paying for it 10 fold and unlike the first one you are not levering the homework"
"Homework?"
"You don't need to know Marie, you already do it daily"
"Do what daily? I only blessed those people by making them holy mothers!"
"Marie your genes are probably spreading like fucking covid through the human gene pool, weren't you supposed to go only for Gin?"
"Hey now we d-"
"Nah nah because why did his hair start turning white during our pre teens?"
"WAIT WHAT? HE HAD WHITE HAIR AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?"
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Demons and Debauchery
FanfictionPure crack, 2 guys trynna save their friend from being eteranlly doomed in hell even if its pointless, some romance here and there, and did i mention a lot of bullshit and the cheery on top, horniness?? :) Achievement list: 1st in Ruan mei (23.10.20...