[Marie's POV]
Lord please give me strength for i don't know how much more i can endure. These are challenges i'm not sure i can beat
"Is she ok?"
"Ye she's probably just internally praying to god to help her get through this"
Ah, you truly know me so well lily, my love❤️
Well, second only to my beautiful husband~ Ah how i yearn to finally see him again
"She does realise that this is an interrogation without torture right?"
To see how his face has matured, maybe his facial hair has also started growing out? I've heard slavic men grow facial hair earlier than americans. Oh to witness your finest creation again would be my utmost pleasure my lord-
"Yes but she's more worried about the fact that you're associated with our friends, well one of them..."
"Can both of you give me a little peace to pray? Sheesh..."
"Marie we both know that you got distracted from praying and started fantasising about gin and don't try to deny it"
"...Maybe you know me a little too well my love"
I'm also starting to worry she might have been dirtied by those damn heathens who might have given her some sort of mind reading, i really hope that's not the case...
Unfortunately, my mind is not as pure as i would like...but my husband is just too damn pretty for me to stop so i don't know what do but pray to you my lord up above
"Okay then, let's get this interrogation started. First up is Gin Miller"
"Oh? Did i hear my husband's name being mentioned?"
"Wait what?"
"Ignore her, they're not actually married. If anything i would be surprised if Gin even spared her the time of day to even think of going on a date"
"What are you talking about? You were there for the wedding lily!"
"that was literally a dream!"
"IT WAS A PROPHECY FROM THE FATHER ABOVE!"
I will never forget that day, seeing my beautiful man walking down the aisle, dressed in an all black suit and carrying me back to the room where the night was young~ Ah just thinking about it is making my blush
"The only prophecy here is that gin would probably suck a dick willingly before he marries you and we both know it won't be your dick, hell it might not even be one, i'm pretty sure he'd do it to a strap too"
"Okay this is getting way too out of hand! Back to the topic of discussion!"
"I agree with her, i truly need to get more materials for the exorcism. These heathens have corrupted you too much..."
"I'm pretty sure you're more mentally corrupt then them when it comes to a certain area....or 2, or 3, or 4-"
"NO I AM NOT!?"
"Sure..."
"Okay so now that you've finally calmed down. Let's get this started. First of all what is his appearance like?"
"It was short Brown-redish hair, green eyes, about ... .5 '7? Ye seems about right, i shall keep his measurements to myself though"
"Why do you-"
"Why am i not surprised you have his measurements....shit I wouldn't be surprised if you even had that measured...."
"I do"
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Demons and Debauchery
FanfictionPure crack, 2 guys trynna save their friend from being eteranlly doomed in hell even if its pointless, some romance here and there, and did i mention a lot of bullshit and the cheery on top, horniness?? :) Achievement list: 1st in Ruan mei (23.10.20...