(Start in SALLY MCSPIN's bedroom. Teenage SALLY MCSPIN is lying on the floor in front of the TV drawing on a white piece of paper. There are many posters of the Scrawliseum and its trainers stuck to the walls. There is a broadcast playing on the TV.)
Announcer-And for our next bout, we have Joker Persona 5 versus "No He Looks Like Me"! Time to see who is the champion of surprise!
(SALLY looks up at the TV.)
Sally-No He Looks Like Me has to be the underdog here. Who drew that, River? That's definitely his sense of humor.
(She starts copying the drawing of No He Looks Like Me on her paper.)
Announcer-This battle ain't over yet. Now we'll see who's the champion of needing to dial it down!
Sally-Keep in No He Looks Like Me! I'm not done drawing him yet!
Announcer-Looks like both trainers are swapping out for Raphlaraph and Racist Mario.
Sally-Racist Mario, no!
Announcer-The battle is leaning more and more towards Racist Mario's side, and River takes it with Racist Mario and No He Looks Like Me!
Sally-I knew it was him!
(SALLY'S MOM enters the room.)
Announcer-I hope you're ready for this next one. We've got Guy Who Says He Looks Like Joker Persona 5 and The Real Joker Persona 5!
(SALLY laughs raucously at the TV.)
Sally-There's no way!
Announcer-Which one will be the champion of complicated board games?
Mom-Sally?
(SALLY looks up at her mom.)
Sally-Mom, you gotta see this. Treena drew Joker from Persona 5, and River decided to counter with a guy who thinks he looks like him, and now the next two people have done the same thing! Let's see...
(She examines the TV closely.)
Sally-That looks like Toni and...River?! That's his linework, but there's no way he tried the same thing twice!
Announcer-Next, we'll see who's the champion of having exactly three friends!
(Guy Who Says He Looks Like Joker Persona 5 swaps out with All of Reddit, and The Real Joker Persona 5 swaps out with The Real Forever Alone Meme Haha Funny.)
Sally-Guy Who Says He Looks Like Joker Persona 5, don't leave me!
Mom-Sally, I'm glad you like watching Champ'd Up, but we've got to get going to your audition. With any luck, you'll be announcer for the whole thing!
Sally-It's not luck, Mom. It's all skill!
(She shows her drawing to MOM.)
Sally-Announcing is just the beginning. Once they see this, they'll have to make me a trainer!
Mom-Whoa. One step at a time. Let's just get to the car for now.
(She puts her hand on SALLY's shoulder and leads her out. Cut to a hallway on the top floor of the Scrawliseum. There is a long line leading out of a door labeled "ANNOUNCER BOOTH." Most of the people in line are adult men and women except for SALLY, who is accompanied by her mom.)
Sally-Wow. Everyone is so much older than me.
Mom-Well, a lot of teenagers don't have time in their schedule to announce for the Scrawliseum.
Sally-But the poster said ages 15 plus. There must be some teenage Champ'd Up fans who want to realize their dreams.
Mom-There might be a lot of Champ'd Up fans who want to realize their dreams, but there's only one who actually will.
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