*Dazai & Fyodor could have gotten out of prison sooner if they wanted
*They just needed a break
*Dazai isn't rly sad that Chuyaa's a vampire now
*He thinks it's entertaining
*At least 10 guards quit their job bc Fyodor & Dazai are just that annoying
*Fyodor was legit just baffled that Dazai outsmarted him
*Also very impressed
*Dazai kinda wished that he was the one drowning but his ego was too big for that to happen
*Both of them just kinda forgot Chuyaa cause they be to ✨shoketh✨ that Dazais plan worked
*Dazai did indeed not expect his plan to work
*It's cool tho they don't care who dies
*They actually expected it lol
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Bsd headcanons & one-shots
FanfictionJust my headcanons and one-shots for the anime bungou stray dogs hc= headcanon os= one-shot 90 percent of this is legit just Dazai headcanons Mori is just a cute loser dad in this because I despise Mori-Dazai angst No angst cause we don't like angst...
