*Mori does not know how to raise a child properly
*bro basically grew up in the war so it's understandable
*it makes him kinda ptotective
*he always looks after his younger executives
*cough Chuuya & Dazai cough
*cough mainly Dazai cough
*but alas Dazai gets in more trouble than anybody else
*the amount of time this man has been kidnapped is probably a world record
*Mori is freaking out every time Dazai doesn't tell him that everything is fine within 48 hours
*but the silent freaking out
*like 'threatening every gang in Japan's underworld by telling them he's about to bomb them if they don't tell him what he wants' freaking out
*when he finds out who kidnapped Dazai this week
*only Dazai because Chuuya gets caught about as often as one would expect a god to get caught
*aka never
*back to Mori
*when he finds out who it was, he is on that bitch
*they can run but Mori can run faster
*he's a doctor so he's either wildly unhealthy or actually takes his own advice
*bro ain't slowing down for anyone
*let my man keep his hypothetical sons save
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Bsd headcanons & one-shots
FanficJust my headcanons and one-shots for the anime bungou stray dogs hc= headcanon os= one-shot 90 percent of this is legit just Dazai headcanons Mori is just a cute loser dad in this because I despise Mori-Dazai angst No angst cause we don't like angst...