Have you seen my son?! he's about this tall, clearly gay (hc)

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*Mori does not know how to raise a child properly

*bro basically grew up in the war so it's understandable

*it makes him kinda ptotective

*he always looks after his younger executives

*cough Chuuya & Dazai cough

*cough mainly Dazai cough

*but alas Dazai gets in more trouble than anybody else

*the amount of time this man has been kidnapped is probably a world record

*Mori is freaking out every time Dazai doesn't tell him that everything is fine within 48 hours

*but the silent freaking out

*like 'threatening every gang in Japan's underworld by telling them he's about to bomb them if they don't tell him what he wants' freaking out

*when he finds out who kidnapped Dazai this week

*only Dazai because Chuuya gets caught about as often as one would expect a god to get caught

*aka never

*back to Mori

*when he finds out who it was, he is on that bitch

*they can run but Mori can run faster

*he's a doctor so he's either wildly unhealthy or actually takes his own advice

*bro ain't slowing down for anyone

*let my man keep his hypothetical sons save

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