*Dazai speaks Russian
*because of Fyodor (his husband)
*sometimes he gets calls from Fyodor and they will just converse in Russian
*Kunikida is always very confused
*when he asks Dazai he never gets a clear response
*Ranpo is silently laughing
*Dazai decided to just switch to speaking Japanese one day while talking to Fyodor
* 'insert conversations you would have with your husband'
*it has now become a bet on if you can guess which 'women' Dazai is married to
*Dazai has begun to purposefully make them think of anybody but Fyodor
*he enjoys the chaos
*Ranpo is smirking like the gremlin he is and Fukuzawa doesn't know if he should tell them the truth or continue to watch their misery
*he chose to watch
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Bsd headcanons & one-shots
FanfictionJust my headcanons and one-shots for the anime bungou stray dogs hc= headcanon os= one-shot 90 percent of this is legit just Dazai headcanons Mori is just a cute loser dad in this because I despise Mori-Dazai angst No angst cause we don't like angst...
