*Verlaine was honestly scared of Dazai at first
*he warmed up tho
*Chuuya probably mentioned Dazai's ability in passing once
*like "Oh yeah and his annoying ability is called no longer human and blah blah blah"
*Verlaine just went "HOLD UP! 😶"
*Bro was flabbergasted
*legit thought he and Chuuya were the only non-humans
*for the sake of the non-existent plot he completely forgot Adam
*Chuuya def mentioned this conversation to Dazai
*next time Dazai just went to Verlaine and called him Nii-san cause he's a little shit
*Verlaine either burst out in tears or his overprotective brother mode activated
*Dazai was like 'wtf' but just accepted his faith
*cause Verlaine is a bigger piece of shit than Dazai
*now they just have calm conversations about being non-human
*Dazai has unofficially been adopted by Verlaine as little brother numbero 2
*Chuuya is not happy being the middle child
Notes:
saw a one-shot featuring this so i had to make my own crack version of it credits: booksandmanga22 (on ao3)
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FanficJust my headcanons and one-shots for the anime bungou stray dogs hc= headcanon os= one-shot 90 percent of this is legit just Dazai headcanons Mori is just a cute loser dad in this because I despise Mori-Dazai angst No angst cause we don't like angst...
