*Mori totally put Dazai on his family registry without telling him
*also 100% left Dazai's bio parents in the dark about this
*randomly cackles every time he remembers this
*he enjoys the confusion and suffering of other people 😁
*Dazai did wonder why Mori was the one paying for his crimes when he was a kid even tho that usually falls on the parents of the child
*dude just shrugged it off and continued with life
*but Mori definitely still gushes about his 'son' behind Dazai's back
*my bro loves kids (in the non-pedo way)
*finds them absolutely fucking adorable
*would still not have a bio kid for the sole reason that toddlers are a nightmare
*he was a doctor
*he had at least one nightmare toddler experience already
*decided a second experience was not worth it
*Dazai is his son and everyone but Dazai knows about it
*if Dazai found out he would act disgusted but would actually find it really heartwarming
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Bsd headcanons & one-shots
FanfictionJust my headcanons and one-shots for the anime bungou stray dogs hc= headcanon os= one-shot 90 percent of this is legit just Dazai headcanons Mori is just a cute loser dad in this because I despise Mori-Dazai angst No angst cause we don't like angst...
