*Dazai is smart
*and not oblivious
*unless it's with Chuuya
*'cause how can someone just be that expressive???
*and Chuuya just has total abandonment issues and doesn't know how some of the most common things
*like bread... (see what I did there)
*one day he just stumbles upon a wedding magazine
*he's just like "wtf is a wedding?"
*searches it up
*15 year old Chuuya now believes that marriage is the perfect solution to not get abandoned
*threatens a few officials and now he has wedding papers
*goes to Dazai and puts the papers on his desk
*Dazai was busy playing his video game so he just signed whatever Chuuya wanted him to
*Chuuya goes and threatens a few other government officials
*now the law states "It's illegal to be gay and marry/marry underage unless you're Chuuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai Nakahara"
*Chuuya even went and bought rings
*gave one to Dazai
*who still has no clue what's happening but accepts anyways
*Dazai did not in fact know he was married until he needed his official papers for the agency and saw his martial status was married to a certain ginger
*bro was flabbergasted and confused
*but just accepted it
*now he leeches off of Chuuya with his 'husband' privileges
Notes:
credits go to: hasa3810 (on ao3)
since their fanfic inspired this chapter
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Bsd headcanons & one-shots
FanfictionJust my headcanons and one-shots for the anime bungou stray dogs hc= headcanon os= one-shot 90 percent of this is legit just Dazai headcanons Mori is just a cute loser dad in this because I despise Mori-Dazai angst No angst cause we don't like angst...
