Bsd headcanons & one-shots

is that the the Demon Prodgy? No I'm the Demon Prodigy (hc)

*random ass girl just goes to the agency crying

*everybody's just like "You good?"

*girl prob said something like "The demon prodigy is threatening me"

*shows them a letter signed by the Demon Prodigy

*Dazai's like 'Oh hell naw, nobody making fun of me today'

*bro was pissed

* how DARE somebody make others think that he would stoop as low as threatening someone

*The agency still decided to take the case

*purely for the reason to 'fuck' with the pm

*Dazai just randomly left halfway through the mission

*went straight to Chuuya

*literally decided to reunite Soukoku simply cause he's petty like that

*Chuuya was all for it

*I mean, when do you get the opportunity to utterly mess (traumatize) with people?

*Dazai legit dug out his old outfit that he hadn't worn in like 4 years

*even asked Mori for a new coat just for this

*Mori was extremely delighted

*where do you think Dazai got his urges to mess with people from

*so with the agency, they literally just discovered the obviously fake Demon prodigy

*were so ready to arrest him

*and them BOOM!

*real demon prodigy and his partner legit just came out of the shadows

*like there was a portal or sum

*probs looked like they were merged with the shadows

*everybody else was just like 'wtf Dazai what are you doing with Chuuya and why do you look like that'

*Dazai just ignores them fr fr

*just starts glaring at the fake

*fake def pissed his pants

*then Dazai says something like

*"And why would a low-life like you decide to mock me"

*The agency faces literally just completely drain of colour

*Dazai is actually laughing inside

*and then yada yada yada

*fake is dead

*Dazai is happy

*and Chuuya and Mori are glad that they contributed to this

*the agency is just shook 'cause

*what do you mean the laziest member is actually feared throughout all of the underground???

*Dazai still laughs about this to this day