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How Dare He ft Shreyas Iyer

2 days to Duleep Trophy

Siraj: Is Samson your chacha ka beta? Shreyas asks for Samson as replacement? Kyun be? You couldn't ask for your boyfriend as a replacement?

Shreyas: Hello Siri. Yes, I am doing fine. Yes, I reached here safely. No, I am not related to Sanju. But last time I checked, Samson was a wicket keeper and my boyfriend is a fast bowler.

Siraj: Zyada bano mat, Yas. I know there was a fast bowler also who got injured in your team. You could have asked me as his replacement na? Nahi, you have no wish to play with me.

Shreyas: Siri yaar, why do you keep finding reasons to fight every time you call? I was not offered a replacement for Prasidh as there were already 3 back up bowlers. Waise bhi you were rested na. Accha chod abhi, when are you reaching Bangalore?

Siraj: The fourth day of your match. I will stay for 2 days and then go to Chennai.

Day 1 of Duleep Trophy

Watching his boyfriend captaining a side was always a pleasure for Siraj, but not when a certain serial kisser was around. Yes, he could have waited to call Yas after the day's play, but he had no patience. So message it was.
Siraj: Why does the Emraan Hashmi have to blow kisses all the time?
Siraj: IPL me toh theek tha, why does he do it in Duleep Trophy?

Siraj: Tell him to maintain an arm distance with you

Siraj: Haan haan, nice wicket. Side hug kaafi tha.

Siraj: Again, Yas? Why does he have to hug you so tight?

Siraj: Why was that kiss aimed at you? Didn't you tell him that you are committed?

Siraj: Yaas, Woh mujhse acha bowling karta hai. Aggressive like me. Looks so fierce and lovely at the same time. You won't leave me na, baby?

Shreyas: God you scared me Siri.. So many msgs. I thought you got hurt or something.

Siraj: Obviously I am hurt. My boyfriend was being wooed by an idiot, that too khule aam.

Shreyas: Aww.. My aggressive fast bowling boyfriend is jealous. Let me reach the room and call you.

Shreyas: Hello. Were you worrying yourself all day with these thoughts, Siri? You could have chosen not to watch the match, right? Bina wajah jealous ho rahe ho tum.

Siraj: Not for no reason. You both looked so good together and I think he has a crush on you, the way he looks for your validation each time he bowls well. Aaj toh hadh ho gayi. Why was he blowing you kisses?

Shreyas: Arre mere baap.. He gave a flying kiss to the batsman on the first dismissal and umpire warned him. I offered him the solution ki apne hi teammate ko kiss karle. He was comfortable with me, so started sending me the flying kisses.

Siraj: Oye, baap mat bulao. Daddy chalega. My point is I get uncomfortable when he gets close to you like that. Please tell him you are dating someone? Ideally tell him clearly that you are dating me, but if you can't trust him with that info, just say you are committed and your partner is a bit insecure about him.

Shreyas: Siri, meri jaan. You have nothing to worry. Stop being jealous. I only have eyes for you, my Miyan. I will tell Harsh that I am committed.

Siraj: Harsh nahi, Harshit. Koi zaroorat nahi hai nicknames ki. Kal bhi match dekhunga. Usko bolo kisses kisi aur ko dede. Nahi toh ek din maine uska mooh tod dena hai.

Shreyas: Siriii.. Leave it na. Let's talk about something nice. I had a long day on the field. Shouldn't you be taking care of me?

Siraj: Let me just lock the door, Yas.