"How long is it gonna take you?" I asked, exasperated, as I looked at Sue throwing clothes into a duffel bag. For the love of me I couldn't figure out why she wanted so many things. All I had packed was the first aid kit a jeans and a black top. Because unlike Sue I was going to bring back her husband, not go on a vacation. Seriously, this woman needed to get a move on.
"We have to wait till Johnny wake up anyway" Sue said, absentmindly her concentration fixed on a bottle of...lube?
I scrunched up my face, for two reasons, I didn't really fancy knowing Sue and Reed's sex life and I didn't wanna tell Johnny. At all.
I stood up, "I'll see to that" with that I let her room.
"Wakey up Charmander" Sue sweetly cooed into Johnny's ear, ruffling his hair while I said on the bar stool, overlooking the sofa.
"Charmander?"I asked with mild interest as we felt Johnny groan back to consciousness.
"Go away" he mumbled, changing sides, Sue laughed, "Wake up, we need to go"
It felt weird, Sue hadn't laughed so freely in 3 days, make be the sibling companionship hasn't changed in her life, I guess that keeps her happy. A pang went through my chest, I wish my brother was like Johnny. But all I got was power hungry sonofabitch who can't think beyond his dreams of world domination.
You know when as a kid, elders ask 'What do you wanna be in your life when you grow up?' and every kid has vague and weird ass answers like, 'A horse', 'A fireman!' , 'Mummy', 'Daddy', or 'Hair dresser' or something like that?
And then the elders tell you to dream big?
Well my brother sure caught on that.
Although personally I think the adults wanted him to be more like a doctor or something.
Not the next in like to become Hitler.
Well such is life.
"Go where?" Johnny mumbled, still not waking up.
"Road trip!" Sue announced, but the smile didn't reach her face this time.
"What?" Johnny asked groggily, trying to sit up rubbing his hands in his eyes like a cute two year old. I wanted my babies to be that cute.
'Oh man!'
'You never learn do you, Victoria von Doom?'
"Seriously Sue?" Johnny's voice asked her staring with disbelief.
"We leave in 5, go brush and shower" Sue wrinkled her nose, "You stink"
"But I need to pack some stuff" He mumbled, looking utterly confused. Well that's my cue.
I threw a dark brown duffel bag at Johnny, making him jump, "All done" I said, giving him a wink, "Buckle up, Charmander"
He groaned, "Why do you have to embarrass me all the time?!"He whined to Sue, getting up. She just ignored him, packing food from the fridge, I skipped to her, helping.
We worked silently for the next few minutes, both of us deep in thought. I sighed, "He'll be okay" I said, she gave me a nod. Clearly not believing.
I heard Johnny come out, pulling a t-shirt over his head, I sighed, Yes like you weren't already hot enough with clothes on.
"Took you long enough" I murmured.
He responded with "Pack some Chex mix"
I raised an eyebrow, "What? Someone is trying to douse your fiery tail?"
"It's way too early in the morning to mock people honey"
I rolled my eyes, "As you wish Char"
"Wait" Sue said, zipping up the bags, "If he's charmander, which makes you what?"
I racked my brain thinking back to all those Pokémon episodes I had binge watched, "Squirtle?"
"Squirt!" Johnny laughed, my face heated up.
"Shut up" I mumbled, getting out of the kitchen.
"Wait up Squirtle!"
"Bite me" I replied back.
A hand made its way around my waist, halting my advance, "So you squirt,Squirtle?"
'Is he implying what I think he's implying?'
I blushed tomato red, "Get away from me, Storm" I said, trying to get out of his hold.
"What did you just say?" Johnny asked, his arms tightening on my waist. "'Bite me' was it?"
I rolled my eyes, "Don't go Hannibal on me yet-"
"Oh no darling, "He said, a smirk on his lips, "I've got something along the lines of Christian Gray"
"Enough with the innuendos" I squirmed in his grip, trying to cover my blushing face with my hair, he cat know he affects me so much.
"So if I bite you" He mused, my efforts not having any effect at all on him and I'm pretty sure he wasn't thinking with his head up there at all, more like the one down was having a gala time.
"Will you squirt?" he whispered huskily, I shivered, he pressed his lips to the back of my neck, "We'll find out soon"
This was surely where I didn't want this to go. Why are talking about this when we have someone to rescue?
'Because you're a hormonal woman' a voice said in my head.
"Okay" I said, gulping, "Enough with the innuendos," I finally managed to get his hold to loosen, "We have work to do."
He groaned, letting me out of his rams completely immediately making me feel cold.
But that feeling didn't last long as a shrill shriek made its way to us, alarmed we dashed towards the source only to find Sue lifted high above Ben head and him, looking down at us, with a smug expression.
I think.
I'm usually lost when it comes to Ben.
"Rocky buoy!" Johnny said, a grin appearing on his face.
"What do I hear about you making Susie uncomfortable with all the sex talk with your girl, Johnny?"
"Oh my god" I groaned, just what I needed.
"Put me down Ben!"Sue complained, I have a husband to get back to!"
The killed the happy atmosphere pretty soon, Ben put Sue down who immediately ordered us to get into the car,
A hand snaked around my waist as we made our way to the lounge, "Don't even think I'm done yet" Johnny winked.
I groaned again.
This is going to be a long road trip.
A.N: I apologize for the long wait, filler chapter, but hey every story needs them.
I tried to add some fun and keep it strictly PG-13
I think I just had an epic fail trying to do that, but heyo....
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