"Excuse me?" I shrieked, opening the door fully open and standing up to him.
"Uh-"he stopped, "Are you the house-keeper here?"
"What?!"
"No English?"He asked a sheepish grin on His face.
"Wa-"
"Ew"He pointed at me,"House"He gestured behind,"keeeeper?"And then he started fanning himself.
Like Dafuq?
I burst out laughing.
"That!"I choked out between laughs, "Was the worst imp-"
"You understand English?!"He asked, disbelief etched on his face.
I sobered up.
"Neviens man nav"I said with my best poker face on.
"What?"He asked flabbergasted.
"You really are dumb" I said shaking my head.
Stupid airhead.
"Hold up woman!"He said putting his hands up, like he was surrendering to the police or something.
"Yeah?" I asked flatly.
"Who are you?"He said, faintly irritated.
"None of your business" I replied with the same tone, although I was anything but irritated, amused was more like it.
"Well, Miss 'None of your business'," said making air quotes around the phrase," enlighten me then".
I raised a perfectly arched eyebrow.
"Do you live here?"
"Yes" I replied curtly.
"Do you know where the former family that lived here is?"
"What former family?"I asked.
"Uh"
I raised an eyebrow again, now too consciously aware of the dead body lying in my house and a super hero standing at my doorstep.
I stared, "I uh-"
"Forget it!" he said abruptly, "its wrong information, sorry to disturb you"
"I-"
"But!"He said, smiling slightly.
"But?"I asked alarm bells ringing in my head.
"Do you happen to be free tonight?"
I was stunned, this guy, just a minute ago was asking me whether I was a housekeeper!
And now he's asking me on a date.
The nerve!
But does he even know the town to 'take' me on a date?
Yea I know I am weird, a second ago I was angry and now this is what goes through my mind!
"Do you even know the town?"I asked.
"Not yet," he said, leaning on the door-pane,"but am sure you can show me"
"It was nice meeting you Mr. Storm" I said my tone as sweet as sugar.
And slammed the door on his face.
That's ought to teach him lesson.
I bet his trio of Hollywood starlets and models don't slam their doors on his face.
Oh well, sorry Mr. Superhero that's just not how I swing.
Yet!
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