„The.. what?"Tanjiro's voice was unsure, his expression one of visible confusion. Inosuke stood next to him, looking equally as as confused while Zenitsu, baffled for a second, began to gradually blush.
„T-The.. the red light district- you really don't know what it is? It's.. well- it's.. a very special place!"
He stuttered, visibly struggling to explain without turning as red as a tomato. Y/N, a deadpan expression on her face, slowly turned to face Uzui.
„You're taking us where exactly?"
Uzui rolled his eyes. Were they all deaf or just stupid?
„The. Red. Light. District. Do you have a problem with your hearing? Really.. they let anyone into the corps these days.."
His sass made a vein pop on Y/N's temple, the urge to strangle him arising within her. Uzui cleared his throat before looking at the four.
„Listen up!"
After an array of flashy poses, he crossed his arms.
„To you, I am a god! And you're just dust! This is the lesson I'll have to beat into your heads. Clear? If I say you're dogs, you become dogs! If I say you're monkeys, you become monkeys! You will serve me and ask for my wellbeing at all times! One last time.. I'm a god!"
This little speech aroused different reactions within the three remaining listeners. Zenitsu's face was filled with disbelief, looking almost disturbed, Tanjiro blinked a few times, his expression plain and Inosuke's face was hidden underneath his mask.
„And.. what type of god are you?"
Tanjiro questioned.
„He's not a god. Not even in the slightest. I've seen and fought gods before and what he has is just a giant ego and a god complex."
Y/N mumbled, having walked ahead already, much to Uzui's displeasure. The sound pillar was about to lash out at Y/N but decided to not loose face in front of his new disciples.
„I.. am the good of festivals! Reigning over all things flashy and luxurious."
„You're the god of flash Harry's at best."
Y/N hummed, making Uzui turn to her.
„Shut up! I'm trying to bring a point across here!"
„Which would be?"
She raised a brow, giving him a condescending smirk. Y/N wasn't usually one to stir trouble, but someone had to keep this guys' ego in check.
„It's an honour to meet you, noble god of festivals! I'm the king of the mountains!"
All heads simultaneously turned to Insouke, each of their expressions equally as disturbed.
„And you're.. probably crazy."
Tengen muttered, making Zenitsu cringe and Inosuke blow out a puff of air in irritation. Tanjiro had to hold him back to make sure he didn't attack Uzui.
„Alright. No more games."
Uzui's voice was strict.
„Let's go."
And with a cloud of dust, Uzui dashed ahead, past Y/N.
„Come on. Or can't you keep up?"
He flashed her a cocky grin. Y/N frowned, turning around to throw Zenitsu and Inosuke over her shoulders, letting Tanjiro climb onto her back. With a green flash, she appeared right next to Tengen. Inosuke was hanging over her shoulder like a potato sack, mumbling.
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Conqueress of Demons - KnY x fem! Xiao Reader
FanfictionAll her life, Y/N served the Geo Archon. After being rescued by him, she offers him her complete devotion as an adeptus. Fighting in the Archon war, Y/N has lost many friends, yet, she gained Allies after. But.. what will happen if one day, she trie...