Lover Boy (mlm wolverinexmalereader)

Part 5

Once you're suited up, you join everyone on the jet. You sit beside Logan, and he shoots you a nervous smile. The jet takes off, and Charles speaks to everyone through your heads.

'Deadpool was not a problem for a long time, but he has come out of the shadows and is on a rampage. Your task, bring him back, without a scratch, understand?' Everyone nods and mumbles agreements. A few minutes later you land, and everyone rushes out of the jet. You scan the area, spotting the man in red spandex, actively turning people in black outfits into human kebabs.
'Move in'

You surround him, standing in our positions.

"Wade Wilson, drop your weapons!" Scott calls out. The masked man begins to laugh, pulling his swords out of his latest victim.

"Now why would I do that?" He asks, turning to face Cyclops.

"Come quietly, we don't want to hurt you Wade, we just want to help,"

"This is hilarious, are you guys seeing this?" He seems to talk to air, and you raise an eyebrow.

"This guy is cuckoo," you mumble to Logan.

"No, that's just Deadpool." He sighs, looking defeated.

Deadpool puts his hands up, walking slowly towards Cyclops, who smirks triumphantly. You know better.

"He's gonna hit him," you whisper to Logan, who nods, a smirk playing on his lips. "Wait for it..." you hold up a finger. When Scott goes to handcuff him, Deadpool knees him incredibly hard in the sacks, and Scott cries out. You and Logan both wince, before jumping to action.
Deadpool fights off the team with surprising skill. Rain begins to splatter on us as Storm tries her best. When Deadpool isn't paying attention, Logan stabs his claws into the red suited man's back. Deadpool shrieks, grabbing Logan and flipping him onto his back. You jump to action, running at Deadpool. He tries to stab you, but you grab his sword, heating up the end Until you can bend it backwards.

"Hm, impressive." Deadpool says, nodding.
He throws the sword to the side and roundhouse kicks your face. It hurts like a son of a bitch, but your skin sizzles against his foot, and he hisses as the burn reaches his skin.

"Fuck, your hot!" He curses, trying to punch you with the same result.

"Hey, asshole! That's my man!" Logan grunts, lodging his claws into Deadpool's throat, pinning him to the ground. Everyone was starting to pick themselves up and brush off the dust, nursing their wounds. Your whole face stung from the punches you'd received, but it was totally worth it. Logan drags the poor guy by his neck over to Scott, who handcuffs him. Just then, the whole ground seemed to shake, and through the rain you could spot what looked like a ship landing.

"What the fuck?" You mumbled. Everyone seemed to have the same reaction.

"Aliens!? This is the coolest day ever!" Deadpool gasps.

"Just shut the fuck up" Logan mutters, and Scott smacks him over the head.

A door lowers, and a figure walks towards you.

"Holy shit it is aliens," you mumble. The man before you is nothing like you've ever seen before, with long tentacles and antennae.

"We mean no harm, we only wish to learn!" A voice booms.

"Holy fuck knuckles..." Deadpool stares in wonder.

"What do you want?!" Scott calls out.

"One human, and in exchange we will leave you and your planet alone, but if you do not comply... well, I don't think you want to find out." (The alien sounds like Donald trump btw)

"We're not giving you a sacrifice, humans don't do that!" Storm calls out, squinting to see him. The rain has stopped, but it's still quite foggy.

"You have 48 hours to decide, or your planet will cease to exist."

And with that, he disappeared back into the ship, and it disappeared into the fog.

"What the hell was that?" You asked as everyone walked back to the jet in a haze of confusion. Not a soul answered. You huffed, sitting in your seat. Someone had forcefully tied Deadpool down, who was sulking like a child. Whatever the fuck that was, it wasn't good.

What the flip?