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Twenty

Casey taking me to a show of his later that day made me so excited. I was astounded to see my Casey in the middle of the stage with a mic in his hand. He was extremely tall and so handsome that if looks could kill, all of us would have died. I admired the white shirt he had on his body. There was something on it stating "This is not just a White Shirt..." The dot, dot at the end of it was too silly. He was wearing that with white Jordans that looked so good.

"I didn't want to entertain you spoilt brats tonight." He sat down on a tall stool which was accommodating his 6 ft 4 height. People laughed. Not only that but for his reactions that said 'I wished I had better things to be doing right now.' His ugh reaction and eyes that was showing some boredom was one of my faves.

"You do have lots of entertainment at the house. You have Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime and Pornhub," he started to say. "Look at you dudes wondering why I mentioned Pornhub. Don't act so innocent. None of you are."

The crowd was massive in the theatre. There were so many people here and that showed me that this show was most likely aired on the media too. The laughter in the room was quite intense as my boyfriend kept his jokes to a minimum without causing any harm to anybody. Some comedic jokes nowadays are hurtful and damaging. Casey was being witty, funny, and random at the same time. It could be a little dirty too, but that was part of Casey's specials.

"You being present in one of Casey's shows is increasing my ego. I have an ego that is bigger than the penises found in Ancient Greek Sculptures. It is that massive." He stuck his thumb and middle finger together, making something that looked like a circle.

A huge moment of laughter. Mine was being drowned in it.

"I visited the Academia Gallery of Florence a year ago. I had a mind blowing conversation with David. Many of you should know that Michelangelo was the one who gave David such a tiny penis. Rumors are going on that a small penis on the sculpture is a symbol of masculinity. Big penises are symbols of lust. They're probably wrong about that. Let's leave that for the ladies. They're the ones saying bigger is better."

The laughter in the room was deafening. I looked around to catch the stare of Alba. My heart skipped a bit. She had such a nasty look on her face as she looked at me. Her distraction was making me miss a lot of the things that Casey was saying right now. The room moved around me when she narrowed her eyes at me. I looked back at Casey's moving mouth, his jokes so hard for me to listen to because of the evil dread that I was facing.

Alba always gives me these bad vibes.

"It is how you use it, not the size of it." The intense laughter of his jokes made me feel special to be his. I laughed and found myself distracted by Alba's presence again. She was everywhere, stalking Casey as usual. This was what Lauren was afraid of.

"David told me that he wanted the talented fucker to give him a larger size one so the ladies can touch it every time they visit the gallery. All he got was stares and no touching. I felt sorry for the poor fella. I told him there was nothing to worry about because he had looks that could kill and penis size is just a matter of personal preference. You can't have it ALL. He sure met his lady that day. She touched his pasty little dick and said "I love that one."

The people laughed in the room, joyfully waiting on another topic. I looked back at Alba who was now shaking her head and rolling her eyes. She was very much closer to my seating. I didn't like her intense stare at me so I walked out of there to use a bathroom. After using it for a while, I started walking back just to meet her face-to-face. Alba looked very nice with that short, rose colored dress that met her knees. A tall stiletto was on her feet.

She kept me hostage while Casey's voice animated the room. People were dying of laughter while I was just here, dying of fear.

"It must be nice to be his girlfriend." She looked me over, taking in the black shirt I had on. On it was "This is not just a black shirt..." It was so similar to the one Casey was wearing on stage. Casey and I were both wearing light blue jeans and Jordans too. All of that made her extremely jealous.