Demonslayer oneshots 🪻

🍎 Lunch Date | Obanai x Sister Y/N 🐍

(This oneshot is platonic (I don't live in Alabama and neither does Obanai) so the characters' actions are not meant to be viewed romantically. Oh and there's some swearing. That's all 😊)

Obanai could practically feel his sister screaming at him. He sighed, walking dejectedly to the bushes where his sister, Y/N Iguro, was currently residing *cough* hiding in. As soon as he slipped in, Y/N grasped him by the shoulders and shook him back and forth. "OBANAI! YOU WERE SO CLOSE! COME ON, DUDE!" Y/N yelled, as Obanai became dizzy from the movement.

 "I'm sorry, it's not my fault I was nervous!" he hissed back, slapping his hand on his older sister's shoulder to get her to stop. "Don't hit me, I can expose you to Mitsuri! Thank goodness you were always an embarrassing silly person growing up." Y/N scolded, hitting his hand back. Obanai glared at his sister, approximately 0.000000001 seconds away from beating her up and starting a fight.

"But whatever, at least you got a lunch date with her. I'm so proud of you actually saying more than 2 sentences." Y/N shrugged, patting her brother's head with amusement. Obanai did a quick check, and not seeing Mitsuri anywhere, slapped Y/N's cheek. "OW! I gave you a compliment, you jerk!" Y/N yelled, returning the gesture. The both of them stared at each other, their hands raised.

"I won't hesitate to beat your ass up and tell Mitsuri that one time you wet the bed years ago!" Y/N yelled, smirking deviously. "You had scared me! I thought you were a demon you pathetic bitch!" Obanai rushed toward Y/N, his hands forming fists. Kaburamaru just sighed, knowing his beautiful scales and ears were about to be no more.

"OBANAI AND Y/N-SAN?!" a loud, high-pitched voice gasped, and the Iguro siblings froze. They slowly twisted their heads to see Mitsuri, looking absolutely shocked at the scene. "A-ah, Mitsuri! I was just having a conversation with my beloved sister-" "Yeah, what my bitchy brother is trying to say is he was planning to talk to you in private, kneeled down, with a ring-" Obanai seethed. "YOU SKANK-"

"I'M SO SORRY FOR INTRUDING, I JUST NEEDED TO KNOW WHEN WE'RE GOING TO EAT LUNCH TOGETHER! I DON'T THINK WE SETTLED ON A SPECIFIC DATE!" Mitsuri yelled, clutching her hands together in front of her chest, her eyes closed shut as her face blushed pink with embarrassment. Obanai paused, thinking. "Um, how about this Thursday?" he offered, glancing down at the ground, grateful that his mask covered his pink face. Y/N waggled her eyebrows, a smug smirk on her face. "Oh yes, he'd love a date-" "IT'S JUST A LUNCH DATE- I MEAN JUST LUNCH!" Obanai turned toward Y/N, his eyes screaming murder.

"A-Alright then! It's settled! I'll see you Thursday!" Mitsuri squealed, a blush and smile on her face before quickly running away. "You're welcome." Y/N flipped her hair back, a smug look on her face as she glanced at her brother, who was seething with rage. "ISTG ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP-"