In Love with a Lunatic (joshler)

41. Tooth Fairy

Saturday
December 6

"Here you go, baby," Tyler says sweetly, kissing Josh's cheek as he sets a paper plate down in front of him. Losing his smile, he tosses a second plate carelessly in front of Dallon before turning around to make Eli's lunch.

Dallon sighs as he sees "fuck you" written in mustard on his cheese square. Josh laughs before taking a bite of his own, "What'd you do?"

Closing his sandwich, he glances up at the small brunette, "I cheated on you guys in his dream last night."

"You cheated on us?" Josh questions playfully, earning a glare from the taller man.

"Yeah. With Cody. Wait until Jenna finds out about this," Tyler states, setting another sandwich down before walking out to retrieve Eli.

Josh chuckles, "You cheated on us with a straight guy?"

"He's not straight. Bi, maybe."

"Why do you say that?"

"Do you remember how flustered he got when I offered to eat his ass?"

"When you what?" Tyler asks, making Dallon's eyes widen.

"It was before we were together," Dallon defends quickly. "He was curious what it was like, so I offered to show him."

"Did he accept?"

"Not at first."

"Wait, you did?"

"I didn't eat..." Dallon pauses, looking at Eli when Tyler sets him in the stool beside him. "I didn't do that, but he was curious what a kiss from a guy was like."

"You kissed Cody?" Tyler laughs. "You are really digging a deeper hole for yourself."

Dallon tsks, "He was curious! I was helping a friend. He said it didn't feel any different than kissing a chick, though, and I didn't know whether or not to take offense to that."

Josh laughs, "You don't kiss like a chick, per se...you're just very gentle."

"What the fuck did you just say to me?" Dallon snorts.

"I've never kissed a girl, so I wouldn't know," Tyler states.

Josh fake coughs, "Loser."

Dallon laughs loudly as Josh grins at the smaller man.

"Papa," Eli mutters sleepily, having just woken up from his nap, turning in his seat toward Dallon.

"What's up, buddy?"

Eli raises his arms and Dallon smiles, lifting him into his lap, "At least someone loves me."

Josh chuckles, "It's sad that both of us have said that and both times it's been because of Tyler."

"Why do you hate us?" Dallon asks, looking at the smaller man.

"'Cause you piss me off," Tyler grumbles, not looking up from making his food.

"Can we go skating?"

"After the game tonight, we can skate in the rink," Tyler answers. "You need to eat. Sit down in your seat, please."

"I don't wanna."

"You just told me you were hungry. I made you a sandwich, buddy," Tyler says, turning to look at the little boy. "Turkey and cheese."

"Nooo," Eli whines, laying his head on Dallon's shoulder.

Tyler sighs, "Eli. Sit down. Now. Please."

"No!"