INCORRECT ENHYPEN [HIATUS]

CHAPTER 1

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Heeseung: Jake, do you have any shaving cream?

Jake: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Heeseung: Wait

Jake: What?

Heeseung: Do you eat shaving cream??

Jake: No? Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

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Heeseung: Don't be sad, Jay! You've got plenty of good qualities. Like, you're good looking, you're super funny, you're super energetic-

Heeseung: *Elbows Jungwon and Ni-ki*

Jungwon: You have black hair, you cook good-

Ni-ki: Your name is Park Jongseong-

Heeseung: You guys are horrible

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Sunoo: When I die, donate my entire body to science

Sunoo: Except my middle finger, give that to Sunghoon hyung

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Heeseung: Have you ever broken a bone?

Sunghoon: Oh, I have

Heeseung: Did it hurt?

Sunghoon: No, not really

Heeseung: Oh, so which bone did you break?

Sunghoon: Jay's arm

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Sunghoon: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Ni-ki: Only if you also don't ask why

Ni-ki: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

Sunghoon:

Ni-ki:

Sunghoon: This one is fine

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Ni-ki: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Jay: Don't take this personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

[later]

Jay, rocking back and forth on the couch while shaking: Ni-ki's the most threatening cupcake I've ever seen. I'm utterly terrified.

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*Heeseung and Ni-ki talking*

Heeseung: Go to sleep Ni-ki

Ni-ki, forcing his eyelids open: I refuse..

Ni-ki: *finally falls asleep*

Heeseung: Thank god...

[Ten minutes later...]

Ni-ki: SIKE, YOU THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING? AHAHAHA NO. I TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INSTALL A NEW BAG STRAP AND ALL I DID WAS STICK ONE STRAP TO ANOTHER BAG! GENIUS!

Heeseung: *screaming into his pillow*

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Interviewer: Hello and welcome, and you all are?

Jungwon: Zombie

Ni-ki: We're all doomed

Jake: 7 chaotic people in one group

Sunoo: Cuter than you

Heeseung, Jay, Sunghoon: ..... Enhypen?

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Grim Reaper: I have come to take you

Ni-ki: Hold on, let me ask my hyungs first

Grim Reaper: It's not-

Ni-ki: HEY HYUNGS, CAN I GO HANG OUT WITH THE GRIM REAPER

Jake, shouting back: YOU CAN'T GO OUT, IT'S ALMOST DINNER TIME AND WE MADE YOUR FAVORITE DISH

Ni-ki: *shrugs* Sorry, hyungs said no, and I can't miss my favorite dish

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Ni-ki: I've looked for my shirt everywhere and I can't find it

Heeseung: EVERYWHERE, you say?

Ni-ki: Yes

Heeseung: *opens drawer and pulls out shirt*

Ni-ki: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago