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Jungwon: Sibling relationships are weird
Jungwon: Like, I'd give Sunoo my kidney but he is NOT borrowing my charger
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Heeseung: What's worse than failure?
Sunghoon: When you wake up in the morning and realize your phone wasn't on charge
Jake: When you wake up in the morning
Jay: When you wake up
Heeseung:
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Jay: I am 100% capable of controlling my emotions
Jake: You cried yesterday for an hour because Jungwon smiled at you
Jay: *tearing up* You should've seen it he is so cute
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Ni-ki: *sneezes*
Jay: Ni-ki, are you sick? Here. Let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
Jake: *sneezes*
Jay: Oh my god, shut the hell up
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Ni-ki: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?
Jungwon: You WHAT
Jake: William Shakespeare
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Ni-ki: Ouch, my armkle.
Heeseung: Your what?
Jungwon: He means his wrist.
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Ni-ki: I just finished a 50-bit puzzle. It took four weeks.
Jay: Four weeks? That's long.
Ni-ki: You think? On the box, it says 2 to 4 years
Jay:
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Sunghoon: When we sleep, our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them
Jungwon: Mine does that when I'm awake
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Jay: I guess I'm just too tough to cry
Jake: Just this morning you were crying about snakes
Jay: *tearfully* THEY DONT HAVE ARMS
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Jungwon: I told Ni-ki his ears turn red when he lies
Sunoo: Why?
Jungwon: Look.
Jungwon: Ni-ki, do you love us?
Ni-ki, covering his ears with his hands: NO!
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