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Jay: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Sunghoon: Existence is a prison and being your bunk-mate is maximum security.
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[House phone rings]
Sunoo: Enhypen residence, the cute one speaking.
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Sunoo: Wha- hyung? What are you doing in my room, it's three in the morning?
Heeseung, urgently typing on weverse: Teach me how to use emojis
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Ni-ki: Little kids are so annoying
Sunghoon: You're right
Ni-ki: Thanks, I know
Sunghoon, leaving the room: Bye little kid
Ni-ki: Bye!
[Three minutes later]
Ni-ki: Wait a damn minute...
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Jake: I'm quick at math
Sunghoon: Ok, what's 38 times 76?
Jake: 24
Sunghoon: That wasn't even close
Jake: But it was quick
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Jake: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Heeseung: What did you do?
Jake: NOBODY DIED
Heeseung: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT??
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Jungwon: Recommend me a book that made you cry
Sunghoon: General Mathematics 6th edition
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Sunoo: *walks into the living room, suddenly found Ni-ki doing a demonic ritual* What the hell are you doing?
Ni-ki: You told me to satanize the house
Sunoo: I said SANITIZE
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Jay: Why are you standing on the table?
Jake: I live in this house I can do whatever I want and you can't stop me-
Jay: Where's the spider?
Jake: in that corner. Kill it please-
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Sunoo: When I said 'Bring me something from the beach' I meant seashells or something
Sunghoon: *Struggling to hold onto a dolphin* Well you didn't say that!
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INCORRECT ENHYPEN [HIATUS]
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