INCORRECT ENHYPEN [HIATUS]

CHAPTER 17

Some dark humor in this chapter! Skip if it makes you uncomfortable please :)

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Sunoo: Help me with this crossword puzzle. What's a three letter word for disappointment?

Sunghoon: Jay

Jungwon: ...

Sunoo: It fits!

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Jake: Ohhh, kids under 12 eat free! Ni-ki, today you're 11.

Ni-ki: But I'm 19-

Heeseung: *grabs him by the collar* YOU ARE 11!

Waiter: Two adults?

Ni-ki, with tears in his eyes: I'm 11.

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Jungwon: still hungry

Sunghoon: you just ate breakfast

Jungwon: want more breakfast

Sunghoon: you'll get fat

Jungwon: what's fat

Sunghoon: it's what happens when you eat too much

Jungwon: sounds awesome

Jungwon: let's get fat

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Jay: Jail is no fun, I know that.

Ni-ki: You've been to jail too?

Jay: Once, in monopoly.

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Sunoo: If I were a drink, I'd be cherry vanilla coke! How about you guys?

Sunghoon: Americano

Jungwon: Vanilla milkshake

Jay: Black coffee

Ni-ki: Bleach

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[TXT Dorm]

Beomgyu: Hello people who absolutely do not live here

Sunoo: Hi

Jake: Hey

Jungwon: We came for snacks!

Soobin: We gave you the key for emergencies

Ni-ki: We were out of pizza

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Sunghoon: *gets down on one knee*

Sunoo: Oh my god it's happening

Sunghoon: *falls over*

Sunoo: The poison is finally kicking in!

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Jake: *whispering* We have to tell him the dog died

Jungwon: *whispering* What? No!

Jungwon: Sunghoon, your dog ran away

Sunghoon: Why??

Jake: *in tears* She didn't want you to see her die

Jungwon: JAKE

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Manager: Okay seriously, are any of you straight? At least one of you has to be!

Enhypen: . . .

Jake: *slowly raises hand*

Heeseung: *slowly lowers Jake's hand*

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Ni-ki: I need a glass of boneless ice

Jay: A glass of what?

Ni-ki: Tasteless soup

Jungwon: Water. He wants water.