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[ENHYPEN ; A recipe for disaster] Updating every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!

CHAPTER 24

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by aenaxli

by aenaxli

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Jake: how do i become a jellyfish?

Sunghoon: jellyfish have no brains, you're already pretty close

Jake: okay WOW

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Sunghoon: hey, you wanna get lunch?

Sunoo: oh, i already ate lunch with heeseung, but what do you want?

Sunghoon:

Sunghoon: loyalty

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Heeseung: WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS DO YOU WANNA-

Jake: me

Heeseung: -GO ON A DATE?

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Jay: *speaking spanish*

Jake: I know, I know

Ni-ki: you speak spanish?

Jake: no. i just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language jay speaks

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Staff: today we're gonna try snacks from Japan guys

Staff: have you ever heard of Japan?

Ni-ki: no

Heeseung, sighing, patting Ni-ki's head: Ni-ki... you're not korean

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Sunoo: i think i pulled a muscle

Sunghoon, from the background: you cant pull what you dont have

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Jungwon: yesterday i overheard jake saying 'are you sure this is a good idea' and ni-ki replying 'trust me'

Jungwon: and i have never moved from one room to another so fast

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Sunoo: *throwing glitter* GLITTER BOMB!

Jay: do you just casually have glitter in your pocket?

Sunoo: it's a necessity. everywhere i go, i have glitter on me. i'll die if i dont.

Sunghoon: *glitter on his face* i think you'll be fine

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[ENHYPEN dorm cleaning day]

Jungwon: what if cinderella was a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozarella?

Jay: i'm not cleaning anymore