INCORRECT ENHYPEN [HIATUS]

CHAPTER 15

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Jay: Okay so during I-Land, there was a mouse and I was so panicked that I forgot the word for mouse.

Jay: So I walked up to Heeseung and said "You know Tom and Jerry? Jerry is here."

Sunghoon, losing his shit: J-JerRY IS HERE-

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Heeseung, entering the room: What's up, little fucks? I got STARBUCKS!

Maknae line: *cheering*

Jay: Heeseung, it is three in the morning why are you doing this-

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Enhypen: *loses Ni-ki in a crowd*

Heeseung: This calls for drastic measures . . . Sunghoon you know what to do.

Sunghoon: *Stands on anything he can find* CUTE SASSY DEMON CHILD FROM JAPAN!!

Ni-ki: *runs out of nowhere with both hands in the air for no reason* WHO CALLED ME??

Sunghoon: There he is

Heeseung: I. Can't. Believe. He. Answered. To. That.

Jay: I thought you guys were joking about that being his nickname??

Jake: Aw, come on if anything he's at least a minion not a demon . . . but he is cute

Jungwon: Okay, first off what the fu-

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Sunghoon: Here's a fun christmas idea; mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you fight the person underneath it with you.

Heeseung: No, that . . . that's a terrible idea!

Jungwon: Mistlefoe.

Heeseung: No stOP-

Sunoo, already decking the halls around Sunghoon's room with mistletoes: Deck the halls with lots of punches~ ♫

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Ni-ki: Hyung, in your educated opinion, how will I die?

Jungwon: Murdered by an angry god.

Ni-ki: *nodding* What a shame

Sunoo: What about me?

Sunghoon: You'll crave toast while taking a bath

Sunoo: I do love bath snacks..

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[Enhypen's kitchen is on fire]

Heeseung: How do Jake and Ni-ki usually get out of these messes?

Jungwon: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Jake and Ni-ki: MOVE OUT THE WAY! WE STOLE A FIRE TRUCK!

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Jay: I wrote down all the plans we shouldn't try again.

Heeseung: *reading* Sunghoon tries to seduce someone then starts crying on command

Jay: It works like a charm but makes everyone uncomfortable

Heeseung: Sunoo improvises a breakdancing number

Heeseung: Jungwon impersonates a counsellor at the local high school

Heeseung: Jake jumps down a building, again. ..underlined.

Heeseung: This just reads "Throw Ni-ki at enemies like a cat"

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Sunghoon: Jake and I are so close, we're practically brothers

Jake: Right!

Sunghoon: When we first moved in the dorm, we even shared a toothbrush

Jake: Wait... I didn't know about that

Sunghoon: Well, we did

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[Heeseung gets an unknown call]

Stranger: We have your child

Heeseung: I don't have a child?

Stranger: He made us revaluate our life choices and now we feel bad so you can come pick him up

Heeseung: Oh my god, you have Jake!!

Stranger: I'm gonna become an astronaut.

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Jake: I turned out perfectly fine!

Sunghoon: Jake, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Jake: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!