INCORRECT ENHYPEN [HIATUS]

CHAPTER 19

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Jungwon: disrespect me ever again and i'll eat your shower curtain

Ni-ki: they're glass doors

Jungwon: well, crunchity munchity then! you think that will stop me?

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Heeseung: aw jakey look at you, getting all romantic with these candles

Jake: first of all, i'm about to sacrifice you.

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Sunghoon: in twenty years, i guarantee you, i will be jay's second husband!

Jay: second husband? what happened to my first husband?

Sunghoon: nothing you can prove.

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jake: school doesn't even test your intelligence, it tests your memory

jay: it tests my patience

heeseung: it tests my ability to hold my pee

sunghoon: it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

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Yeonjun: in my days, people didnt drive so recklessly, do you wanna know why?

Jungwon:

Sunoo: is it because you rode dinosaurs?

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Jake: i am 39 cheetos tall

Jay: and why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Jake: we were out of doritos

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Jungwon: if snakes don't have legs, how do they walk?

Jake:

Jungwon: you don't know either, do you?

Jake, wiping his tears on his sleeves: i thought it was just arms, but they don't have legs either?

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Judge: i hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.

Ni-ki's Lawyer: your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to his sentence.

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Heeseung: birth certificates are just receipts for people

Jay:

Heeseung:

Jay: how and where can i return myself?

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Sunghoon: i could kill you if I wanted to!

Sunoo: yeah? so could another human being

Sunghoon:

Sunoo: so could a dog

Sunghoon:

Sunoo: so could a dedicated duck.

Sunghoon:

Sunoo: you aren't special, hyung!