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Ni-ki: ok boomer
Jay: excuse me?
Ni-ki: ok boomer-hyung
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Kidnapper: I have one of your children
Heeseung: which one?
Sunghoon: *stares at the kidnapper*
Kidnapper: The handsome one
Heeseung: ...
Heeseung: he made you say that, didn't he?
Kidnapper, tearing up: just come and take him please
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Sunoo: favorite horror movie?
Jungwon: IT
Jay: Saw
Sunghoon: Annabelle
Jake: High School Musical.
Jake: after watching it i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start something and i'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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Sunghoon: do crabs think fish are flying?
Jake: how high are you??
Sunghoon: 5,11
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Jungwon: hey hyung
Jungwon: do you think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooo"
Heeseung:
Heeseung: it's 3am wonnie please
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Jay: why are you two in the fridge?
Jake: we're making a cake
Ni-ki: the recipe said to chill in the fridge for an hour
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Sunghoon: you can say "have a nice day" without a problem
Sunghoon: but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening
Hueningkai: how did you get in my room?!
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Sunoo: what are your goals?
Jake: to pet all the dogs
Sunoo: no, fitness goals
Jake: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
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[fansign event]
Jay: how old are you?
kid: im five
Jay: you know what, when i was your age i was also five
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Sunghoon: im so useless
Sunoo: aww hyung dont say that!!
Sunoo: you can be used as a bad example!!
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