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Ni-ki: My lungs are decayed. My lungs are are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are being held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Jay: You're going to school whether you like it or not!
Ni-ki: i r e f u s e
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Heeseung: Did you know that cereal is basically cold breakfast soup?
Jake: *drops cereal bowl*
Jungwon: STOP SCARING THE KIDS HEESEUNG HYUNG
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Jungwon: You don't like ice cream?
Sunghoon: It's too cold
Ni-ki: And you're not?
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Jay: *types in Jake*
Computer: Your password is too short.
Jake, appearing out nowhere: how fucking DARE YOU—
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Jungwon: How did the two of you get kicked out of the movies?
Heeseung: Sunghoon was yelling out diving scores during titanic when people were jumping out of the boat
Sunghoon: Okay but that last guy was a PERFECT 10, I'm telling you!
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Jay: Goodnight Jungwon, did you brush your teeth?
Jungwon, who hadn't brushed his teeth: Yes
Jay: *goes to the bathroom and comes back holding Jungwon's toothbrush*
Jay: Jungwon, is this your toothbrush?
Jungwon: Yes...
Jay: So we agree that this is your toothbrush... Jungwon, this toothbrush is— *looks down at the toothbrush* bone dry. You lied to me!
Jungwon: Hyung, I did not lie! You asked me if I brushed my teeth. I never specified that I brushed my teeth tonight!
Jungwon: And if the court reporter reads back my remarks, you will see that I did not perjure myself.
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Sunghoon: I want to be like a caterpillar
Heeseung: Explain?
Sunghoon: Eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful
Heeseung: You know you would have the lifespan of about a week, right?
Sunghoon: Another highlight
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Ni-ki, texting Jake: Hyung! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Jake: Where are you?
Ni-ki: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Jake: I'll call Jay.
Jay, answering the phone: Hello?
Jake: Where's Ni-ki? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Jay: Ni-ki? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Jay:
Jay: I'll call you back *hangs up*
Jay: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Ni-ki: WHO ARE YOU??
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Jungwon: I folded my clothes
Sunghoon: You wadded them in a ball
Jungwon: I folded them in a circle
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Sunoo: Are you in love with Jake hyung?
Heeseung: *sweats* ...No
Sunoo: Then why do you draw 'J+H' in hearts everywhere?
Heeseung: It stands for Jealousy and Hatred
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Jungwon: Everyone's accusing me of having favorites within the group
Jungwon: Which is definitely not true
Jungwon: I love Jay hyung and all non-Jay hyungs equally!
