Tommy: *on the phone with Tubbo* I can't talk right now, I'm doing big man shit.
Tubbo: You're pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren't you.
Tommy: Maybe.
Tommy: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".
Tubbo: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
Tubbo: What time is it?
Ranboo: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Ranboo: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Tommy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Ranboo: It's 2 am
Ranboo: Hey, what's up?
Tubbo: The sky.
Ranboo: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Tubbo: Oh, Tommy.
Tommy: *highfives Tubbo* Nice!
Tommy: Is this a good idea?
Tommy: Probably not.
Tommy: Do I care?
Tommy: No.
Tommy: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Tubbo: Oh, we've had worse.
Tubbo: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Ranboo: That's great, Tubbo. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Tommy: So, are you two dating now?
Ranboo & Tubbo: Yes.
Tommy: Why?
Ranboo: I happen to find Tubbo very appealing.
Tommy: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Tubbo.
Tommy: You need a hobby.
Ranboo: I have a hobby!
Tommy: Fawning over Tubbo isn't a hobby.
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Tommy: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Tubbo: I'm sad.
Ranboo: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Ranboo: And das not good.
Tommy: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
Tubbo: You can answer almost anything with "Not since the accident."
Ranboo: Actually, you can't.
Tommy: Not since the accident.
Ranboo: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Tommy: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
*During a game of Hangman*
Ranboo: Nope, there's no Q. You lose.
Tommy: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!
Ranboo: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!
Tubbo: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Ranboo: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Tubbo: No!
Ranboo: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Tubbo: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Tommy: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ranboo, when Tommy walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
Ranboo: *accidentally smacks Tubbo in the face with the baking sheet*
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FanfictionThis is basically just a big Incorrect Quotes book about the fandoms @MultiFandomFox (or me) is in. it will probably be mostly MCYT, tbh... but I hope you enjoy! It may hold quite a bit of my AU's, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. &l...
