Joey: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
The Author: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Scott: BURN IT!
Joey: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
Willow: Awww, it's so cute! Look at it!
Joey: The Author, I am questioning your sanity...
Xornoth: I never questioned it, I knew her sanity was missing from the start.
The Author: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.
Xornoth: I have a plan.
Scott: I have the hospital and The Author on speed dial.
Xornoth: Truth or dare?
The Author: Truth.
Xornoth: How many hours have you slept this week?
The Author:
The Author: Dare.
Xornoth: Go to sleep.
The Author: I don't like this game.
Xornoth: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Xornoth: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Joey: Uh... what's up with him?
Scott: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Xornoth: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Willow, crying: It's working.
Willow: Scott, I swear I didn't know Joey was coming over. I always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. It had nothing to do with him!
Scott: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
The Author: Why start now?
Xornoth: That's ridiculous, Willow doesn't have a crush on me.
Scott: Yes she does.
The Author: Yes she does.
Willow: Yes I do.
The Author: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Willow: But don't you hate yourself.
The Author: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Willow: Don't mansplain this to me!
The Author: Wh- I'm a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Willow: ...Well, I'm a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
The Author: Hey Willow, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Willow, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
The Author: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Willow!
Xornoth: Everything's fine, Willow.
Willow: Xornoth, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.
Willow: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
The Author: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Xornoth: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Scott: I ate it too-
Xornoth: See?
Scott: -On purpose...
The Author & Xornoth: ...What?
Joey: Why am I the bad guy?
Scott: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Incorrect Quotes
Hayran KurguThis is basically just a big Incorrect Quotes book about the fandoms @MultiFandomFox (or me) is in. it will probably be mostly MCYT, tbh... but I hope you enjoy! It may hold quite a bit of my AU's, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. &l...
