Willow: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
The Author: How so?
Willow: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
The Author: And we've lost over half of that so far.
The Author: Who hurt you?
Willow: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
The Author: ...Yes, actually.
Joey: Why are we friends?
Willow: Poor decisions on your part.
Willow: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Xornoth: You left Scott, The Author, and Joey in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Willow: I did that on purpose, try again.
Joey: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
The Author: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
The Author: *makes Xornoth a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Xornoth: *sips tea*
The Author:
Xornoth: *finishes tea*
The Author: Didn't it taste bad?
Xornoth: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
The Author, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Scott: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
Scott: A stab wound.
Willow: Do you have a superpower?
The Author: Yep! It's hindsight.
Willow: ...that's not going to help us.
The Author: Yes, I see that now.
Willow: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
The Author: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should've taken away...
Willow: DEATH ISN'T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
Joey: So, Willow and Author.
Joey: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto...
Willow, lying: We had a bad day.
Joey: And... MURDER?!
The Author, also lying: It was a pretty bad day...
Willow: Are you guys bringing anything to the party?
The Author: Yeah, an empty stomach.
Scott: My sparkling personality.
Joey: A flagrant disregard for common decency.
Xornoth: ...
Xornoth: Chips.
Willow: Cool.
Xornoth: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Willow: Yours.
Xornoth:
Xornoth: ...yeah, that would be pretty scary.
The Author: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
*Everyone is giving advice to Scott*
Joey: It's okay to ask for help.
Willow: You're not a burden.
The Author: Murder is okay.
Xornoth: Your feelings matter.
Willow: I've been described as a 'heartless villain' and a 'little shit', but I prefer... 'has alternative ways of having fun'.
Willow: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Xornoth: I don't want your advice.
Willow: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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FanfictionThis is basically just a big Incorrect Quotes book about the fandoms @MultiFandomFox (or me) is in. it will probably be mostly MCYT, tbh... but I hope you enjoy! It may hold quite a bit of my AU's, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. &l...
