ESMP (+ Hermitpires Crossover) Incorrect Quotes

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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Scott looks around at the wanted posters to see if he's on any of them.*

False: Scott, are you a criminal?

Scott: Not here, I'm not!


Hermes: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

False: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Grian: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Joel: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Jimmy: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Lizzie: Mental stability, my old friend!

Hermes: Great Jeremy, could you guys lighten up a little?


Pix: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?

Shrub: It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.

fWhip: Gem bet me I couldn't get struck by lighting, but she's WRONG.


Shelby: Why am I the bad guy?

Katherine: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.


Jimmy: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Pearl, turning to fWhip: How tall are you?


Scott: Hey, Xornoth, where are you going?

Xornoth: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Xornoth: But right now I'm going to McDonald's.


Jimmy: I just heard Hermes call the dog a "fucking liar" because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.


Pix: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!

Lizzie: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Grian: More or less, I guess...

Pearl: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

Hermes: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.

Joey: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!


Grian: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Katherine: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Grian: Yeah, they're all pesky birds.


Pearl: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?

Scott: Yes, and that's coming from me.


Joel: God is no longer with us, I'll take over.


Katherine, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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