Tango: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Tango: And I started thinking.
Tango: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Tango: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Bdubs: Are you ok?
Cleo: I hate Bdubs.
Tango: "Hate' is a strong word.
Cleo: I have strong opinions.
Tango: This should be illegal!
Cleo: It is.
Bdubs: Cleo, you're such a genius!
Cleo: Yes, I know.
Cleo, to Tango: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
Bdubs: Can we talk? One 10 to another?
Cleo: I'm an 11, but continue.
Cleo, talking to Bdubs: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on them! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!
Cleo: The dinosaurs didn't rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn't have.
Cleo: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
Tango: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Cleo: Yes.
Tango: Which means she likes both boys and girls.
Cleo: Ye- wait, what-
Bdubs: Tango, that's not what bilingual means-
Tango: Shhh, it's okay Cleo. I still love you, man.
Cleo & Bdubs: ...
Tango: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
Tango: So what's for dinner?
Bdubs: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Tango: ...
Tango: Is it soup?
Bdubs: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Tango: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Bdubs: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Tango: STOP!
*one hour later*
Tango: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
Cleo: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?
Bdubs:
Bdubs: This one is the dumpster.
Cleo: They're both your bedroom.
Bdubs: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Cleo: Only if you also don't ask why.
Cleo: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Bdubs: ...
Bdubs, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Bdubs: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Bdubs, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Cleo: You believe me?
Bdubs: Cleo, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Cleo: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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FanfictionThis is basically just a big Incorrect Quotes book about the fandoms @MultiFandomFox (or me) is in. it will probably be mostly MCYT, tbh... but I hope you enjoy! It may hold quite a bit of my AU's, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. &l...
