"How my peach cobbler?" You ask Mahito, holding up your flip phone to record him. Those 32 bits working over time to record the curse eating your food.
"I've had better baby food." He says flatly, taking a bite of it. Before you know it, you're throwing a pot at him. Watching it hit him square in his big ass head you hold back laughter.
As it makes a loud whack sound, Kenjaku and Jogo come to the kitchen, seeing him on the ground, half his face red with the pot beside him.
Jogo stares, tears welling in his eyes as he fights back the urge to laugh, holding onto hanami as tight as possible.
Kenjaku just stares blankly, looking at you then mahito. "He likely deserved that."
"Ooh cobbler." Dagon mutters, squishing over as he huffs down the unfinished slice, gagging.
"Oh." He says, another pot coming from you, this time a cast iron as it hits him square in his ugly squishy red face.
Hanami and Jogo stare as you watch the mountainous man break down laughing, crying as he wheezes.
"you're next."
YOU ARE READING
JJK - ONESHOTS
Fanfictionreupload bcuz yes started 8/12/24 1st book (on @/MegumisMalewife) started 7/12/24 2nd book (on @/MegumisMalewife) started 7/13/24
