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A - Aftercare Generally bottoms so it's up to you to care for him, doesn't really gaf abt it but likes when/if you do it.
B - Body part Chest, back, neck, ankles. No he doesn't have a foot fetish. I MEAN ANKLES ARE JUSY SO EUGHHHH. 🤤🤤
C - Cum Will cum literally wherever you tell him. In you? done. On himself? done. He's literally just a horny vegetable.
D - Dick 9 inches. No doubt. Veiny too.
E - Experience Probably not too much experience but still weirdly talented. Esp w/ his throat (yk the curses n whatever...) God bless this man can take anything.
F - Favorite position Anything. As long as you somehow end up in him or he ends up in you, he's happy.
G - Goofy Likes to laugh at himself when he's begging (yk cuz he generally doesn't do that) but that's about it
H - Hair Carpet does match the drapes. It's not awful, it's of a forest, but it needs to be maintained a bit better.
I - Intamacy Only romantic on anniversaries or holidays when yall fuck. Outside of that, not the most romantic man. Or well, he is just not blatantly. Much more subtle
J - Jacking off The second he's even mildly horny he will jerk it. Developed pretty nice shoulder muscles from it too like quagmire in that one episode.
K - Kinks Cockwarming, belly bulge, hidden penetration (toys under clothes), breeding, ovipositor, collaring, gagging, getting held down.
L - Location Anywhere. Will fuck anywhere. No matter the place.
M - Motivation When y'all take showers together, doing small things for him, praising him for simple actions, accidentally tugging his hair when brushing jt for him.
N - No Go's Nothing really, he's fine with everything.
O - Oral This man can do anything with his throat. Has taken up to 15" before (a toy obv), and nothing will stop him. Even if he isn't all too into women, he won't at all deny a good coochie eating or two. Loves ass as well.
P - Pace Generally gentle and slow. Unless you've upset him while doing it (but not turning him off) he'll be rough
Q - Quickies Not a fan, but if you're just desperate for it; he'll do it.
R - Risk (chino get out of here) Will fuck anywhere and evweywhere.
S - Stamina 5 hours. No more no less. 7 rounds tops.
T - Toys Same as choso. Has a whole room dedicated to sex toys.
U - Unfair You even talking to him will have him busting in his pants.
V - Volume Moaner. Will whimper, cry, scream, yelp, anything and everything he can; he will.
W - Wild card Likes being called a dumb slut and dumbs himself down a lot when fucking.
X - X Ray Pretty muscular but nothing over the top. 53% body fat.
Y - Yearning Pretty normal sex drive, not like a horndog or whatever, but he won't deny a good round or two.
Z - zzZ Will pass out the second you two are done.
