Warning: This email contains many (misspelled) naughty words. Read at your own risk!
Also this was a FAN request so it's not my fault that I swore a lot 😉
Dedications: @flaflare @twistedfantasy_567
~Ambrosia
To: imsosmart_ST@gmail.com
From: tearsofambrosia_24@gmail.com
Subject: [C̶a̶s̶u̶a̶l̶ Q̶u̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ a̶n̶d̶ C̶o̶n̶c̶e̶r̶n̶s̶] Why You Should Die
Dear [M̶i̶s̶s̶ T̶e̶a̶c̶h̶e̶r̶'s̶ P̶e̶t̶] iBtch,
I hope you are [w̶e̶l̶l̶.] suffocating six feet underground with no airhole while a bunch of worms and cockroaches eat you alive.
I am writing to inform you about my concerns regarding your [c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ b̶e̶h̶a̶v̶i̶o̶u̶r̶a̶l̶ i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶s̶.] shtity personality which is why no one likes you except teachers because they think you're pretty but you're actually dumb as ufck.
It has come to my attention that many students, including myself, are being continuously victimised by a [c̶e̶r̶t̶a̶i̶n̶ i̶n̶d̶i̶v̶i̶d̶u̶a̶l̶] bratty snitch, AKA you, iBtch at our educational institution.
What [s̶a̶d̶d̶e̶n̶s̶ m̶e̶] pises me the ufck off even more is your [c̶o̶n̶s̶t̶a̶n̶t̶ v̶e̶r̶b̶a̶l̶ a̶c̶c̶u̶s̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ d̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶.] eyelash fluttering during class that makes all the teachers fawning over you like you're their daughter while everyone else is trying hard not to roll their eyes or gag in disgust.
I, and I'm sure others, would appreciate it if you [c̶e̶a̶s̶e̶d̶ t̶h̶e̶ i̶n̶s̶u̶l̶t̶s̶.] shut the ufck up and die.
Your dumb smirk everytime you raise your hand to answer a question that no one cares about (and that you never get right) shows how desperate you are for attention.
So, just know that we're all counting down the days until you [g̶r̶a̶d̶u̶a̶t̶e̶.] get out of our asess and leave us in peace. I hope we all [c̶e̶l̶e̶b̶r̶a̶t̶e̶] pis on your grave together! Here's hoping the next place you go sees you for what you really are—[a̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶ p̶u̶p̶i̶l̶.] a stupid shtity ibtch with no life and no brain.
We wish you [a̶l̶l̶ t̶h̶e̶ b̶e̶s̶t̶!̶] a nice life in Hell.
Warm Regards,
Ambrosia
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