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Why do I sometimes feel like there are lots of little people in my brain and they all have different personalities but the thing is all of them have really big character flaws T-T

Below are some recent events that are proof that the people in my brain are a little... unhinged...

~Ambrosia


ONE (text)

A: HIIIIIIIIII!!!! you there?

B: Yes, I am. What's up?

A: im boreddddddd why is life so boringggggggg :(

B: Don't worry! It'll get better!

B: Trust ❤️

A: you sure abt that?? it kinda sucks rn :(

B: I'm sure.

[beat.]

A: GUYSSSSS WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU

A: IM SO BORRREEEDDDDDD

[beat.]

A: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ

A: ASDFJKL;ASDFJKLASDFJKL;ASDFJKL;ASDFJKL;ASDFJKL;

A: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

C: SHUT UP!!!

A: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

A: you're such a meanieeeeeee :(

~No answer~



TWO

B: [censored name censored name] *slap slap slap*

A: *turns around* yeah?

B: *holds out hands, homeless guesture*

A: *slaps B's hands away*

B: ow!

C: [censored name] what about me? I'm homeless too!!

A: do you wanna get slapped too?

C: nnnooo...

A: *goes back to being quiet, innocent person :)*



THREE

A: why is Maths so boringgggggggggggg :(

B: Maybe you should draw Luffy comics..! *continues writing the F-word all over the page*

A: but that's boring now too :(

[beat.]

A: OH YEAH!!! I needa practise circling answers for VCE!! *flips to back of maths book, starts drawing circles*

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