I hope you are [w̶e̶l̶l̶.] painfully rotting away in a hellhole while a bunch of squirrels pis on you.
I hope you understand the reasons of why I am writing to you. I hope you know that you're one of the more [a̶m̶b̶i̶g̶u̶o̶u̶s̶ p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶] shtity ibtchy dumb ufckers with no life I [h̶a̶v̶e̶m̶e̶t̶.] unfortunately have to live under for the next six ufcking years.
May I inform you that kicking one yoga ball does not mean that I took out all of the equipment in the entire room? No I can't because [y̶o̶u̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶.] you think you're so smart but you're so ufcking stupid no one even wants to look at you.
You think you're getting away with ufcking with me and my class, but at the end of the day, who do you think will get kicked out of the school? Twenty-five bright students, or a sltuty PE teacher with a peanut-sized brain who everyone hates?
Fax.
It [d̶i̶s̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶e̶n̶s̶ m̶e̶] pises me the ufck off even more that you [h̶a̶v̶e̶ n̶o̶t̶ c̶o̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ m̶y̶ p̶e̶r̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶] haven't died yet from tripping over your own ego so many times. But hey, miracles happen all the time, right?
So, I'm writing this as a reminder for you to remember for [n̶e̶x̶t̶ t̶i̶m̶e̶.] Hopefully, there will be no next time because you get kicked out of the school and thrown into that hellhole I was fantasising about earlier at the beginning of this email.
Aww, I wanna be a squirrel now :(
*googling noises* "How to turn into a squirrel"
*scrolls down*
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NEVERMIND I DON'T WANNA BE A SQUIRREL :(
How does that song go again??
Karma's a ibtch, just like you. And one day, that yoga ball's going to smack you right in the middle of your clown make-up face, and we'll see who's laughing then.
We wish you [a̶l̶l̶ t̶h̶e̶ b̶e̶s̶t̶.] get fired and ufck off to hell.
