Hair dye and pizza

Another Epilogue

***Joey's POV***

"Babe, are you shore you want to watch the kids?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"I'm shore! There's only three of them. We will probably go to the park or something." Michael said gesturing to our two kids and Calum's son, he is about 5.

"Okay, we all will meet you down there once we pick up Hailey and Luke at the airport." Ashton said before grabbing Rose's hand.

Right now Rose looks like a straw with an olive stuck in the middle. She is giant pregnant, like it looks like she's about to pop. Rose waddled as Ashton lead her to the car. Demi and Calum were out on a date and asked us to look after their son, Nick. I kissed Michael on the cheek and walked to the car.

"Be good!" I called.

"Don't worry they will!" Michael called back.

"I'm not talking about the kids Clifford." I yelled laughing.

***Michael's POV***

"Don't tell your mother." I said as I placed the hat on my son, Jack's, head.

"I think mom will notice that my hair is neon pink..." He said trailing off.

"She won't know if you don't show her. Besides, I'll tell her when she's in a really good mood," I said realizing that she hasn't been in a jolly mood lately. "Well...lets go to the park."

Nick, Mary, and Jack all held hands as we walked down the street to the park. My phone buzzed and I pulled it out of my pocket. As I was looking down at it Nick snatched it out of my hands.

"Hey!" I said as I chased him.

Nick began to laugh and laugh as I chased him. He eventually went threw this skinny tube and I figured I could fit threw it. I began to climb threw but I then realized I was stuck...like really stuck.

"Shit!" I cussed loudly as I tried to get out of the pipe.

***Joey's POV***

"Why are there so many fire trucks at the park?" Hailey asked.

"I don't know but I have a felling that my idiot of a husband is involved somehow." I said getting out of the car.

I caught site of my son Jack... why the hell is his hair neon pink?... MICHAEL! Next thing I know Nick had his arms wrapped around my legs sobbing.

"I killed uncle Michael!" He cried. Hailey lifted him up and tried to calm him down.

"Well honey, he deserved it." I said rubbing his back.

"Pull!" The fire fighters called as I seen that they had a hold of Michael's legs.

I walked over to where my idiot of a husband was lodged into a piece of children's play equipment. One more pull and he was free.

"MICHAEL GORDAN CLIFFORD!" I said loudly. His face paired and he turned to the fire fighters.

"Put me back in! Put me back in!" He begged.

"I'm sorry sir, I can't save you from your wife." One fire fighter said. Michael slowly walked to where I was standing.

"Care to explain why our son has pink hair and why you were lodged into that piece of play equipment." I said expectantly. Michael shifted from foot to foot not answering my question.

"I'm waiting." I placed my hand on my hip.

"It's a funny story actually, you see..." he trailed off.

I sighed. "I'm not going to ask, I'm just going to pretend today didn't happen, but tomorrow I want answers."

Michael sighed in relief.

"Just promise you won't do it to the next one." I said placing my hand on my stomach. Yep, that's right, I'm pregnant with another.

"Wait. You mean?" I nodded. What I didn't expect was for him to faint.

"Is he going to be okay?" Jack asked.

"Ya." I said smiling.

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Hello again! I thought that my last epilogue sucked balls so I wrote another one. I don't think this one is much better but I thought it was funny.... so I hope you enjoy!