In a far, far away world much like our own, there was the world renowned Elio Novan. From the outside, he seemed perfect, wealthy, influential, untouchable, but still kind, friendly, generous, and sympathetic. But, in classic rich person fashion, hi...
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"Face it, Enna! You're all alone! On your last breath, fighting two gods. If I were you, I'd try to make my last words memorable!" Igris declared dramatically, striking a pose that would make a stage actor jealous. Why bother with last words? Just kill him or archive him... OH SHIT!
"Don't have anything to say, dragon? Then I guess this is the end."
"IGRIS DON—" Before I could finish my sentence, he killed Enna.
"FUCK!"
"What's up?" Igris asked, his tone annoyingly cheerful.
"YOU IDIOT—" I lashed out but quickly tried to calm myself. "We could've archived him..."
"Ohhhhhh, OOPS!"
"For fuck's sake..."
"Well... now we need to make it look like the, uh... Superiors and, uhh... Operns? Or was it Ropers? I don't know... look like they killed him."
"Operatives... and that's easier said than don—" BOOM!
...I can never finish my sentences, can I...? Who the fuck is it this time—oh shit...
"What the fuck?"... uh, I should probably narrate this and tell you who's who, huh? Well, Allegra said that.
"Who do we have here?" Earl's voice boomed, cutting through the chaos.
"Shit... it's all of the Superiors and, uh... Operatives?" Igris whispered, his bravado faltering.
"No shit..." I replied, eyeing the gathering storm of authority figures.
"So, uh... what do we do?"
"Distract them..."
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"Alright..."
"Superiors! Operatives! It's so... uh... good to see you all! I'M THE ALMIGHTY AND MAJESTIC ENNA!" I shouted, fully aware I was fooling no one.
"...what the fuck?" Oh yeah... you guys, uhh, I think, uh... Alex said that?
Fuck... uh... I should probably say something... "You're outnumbered! I have thousands of men around this safehouse! You're not walking out of here alive!" Is that the best I could've come up with?
