𝐈𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

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Virat: Did you eat all the donuts?

Rohit: No!

Virat: Rohit, stop lying to me! I can see the powder on your pants.

Rohit: *panicking* that's cocaine

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Hardik: Jassi is very kind-hearted

Rohit: *smiling proudly* Yeah..I know!

Hardik: You know? At first I met Jassi, he gave me 500 rupees. It wasn't necessary and nobody asked him to do it, but he still did.

Jassi: I thought he was homeless.

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Rahul: QUICK, YOU'RE LOOSING A LOT OF BLOOD...WHAT IS YOUR TYPE?

Hardik (bleeding out) : tall, male, Handsome, dark brown eyes, supportive, caring-

Rahul: BLOOD TYPE YOU IDIOT!

Hardik: oh
(looked down at his wound)

Hardik: Red

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Group chat-
(Everyone decides to irritate Siraj as he doesn't know English very well)

Jaddu: Minute and minute shouldn't be spell the same.

Shub: I am not content with this content.

Arshdeep: I object to that object.

Ishan: I need to read what I read again.

Shrey: Excuse me! but there is no Excuse for this.

Yashasvi: Someone should wind this thread up and throw it in the wind.

Hardik: I hope you don't mind but you just fucked with my mind.

Siraj: Agar tum ladko ne ye likhna band nahi kiya to mujhe nahi lagta tum ladke ho.
(if you boys don't stop writing this, then I don't think that you are boys)

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Virat: If I fall?

Rohit: I'll be there to catch you.

Ishan: (looks at Shubman) If I fall?

Shub: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Hardik: *watches these two interactions*

Hardik: (to Rahul) If I fall?

Rahul: I'll be the one who pushed you!

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Virat: So guys, what do you do if you find a dead person?

Hardik: Poke it with a stick.

Jassi: Find Rohit bhaiya.

Jaddu: offer them coca cola.

Virat: NO YOU IDIOTS CALL THE POLICE

Jassi: ..........although finding Rohit bhaiya might not be a bad idea.

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Shub: Guys I accidentally bought a snake, what should I name him?

Rohit: YOU DID WHAT-

Virat: THAT MONEY WAS FOR YOUR WATCH!!!

Jaddu: Snake Gyllenhaal

Ishan: William Snakespeare

Hardik: Barack Cobrama

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Rohit: How's the food?

Rahul: It's great! Send compliments to the chef.

Rohit: okay

Rohit: (in the kitchen) you are really handsome!

Virat: (flustered) oh...alright

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Rohit: What do you guys want to be in your next life?

Virat: A fish.

Shub: (sitting while placing his elbow on Ishan's head) part of a mosquito gang.

Ishan: (silently sobbing) tall.

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Hardik: I wasn't up all night.

Rahul: I was woken up by you shouting along to the Chikni Chameli song every 20 minutes.

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