Ish: You know, if you'd just said that I look handsome, I would've said "so do you"
Shub: I couldn't take that chance.
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Jaddu: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Jassi:
Jaddu:
Jassi: ...Please, go back to bed.
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Rohit, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Virat: Yeah, Rohit will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.
Rohit: Exactly, I will straight up-
Rohit:
Rohit, tearing up: Virat, why would you say that?!
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Rishu: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Shrey: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Rishu for dinner.
Rahul: What is wrong with you people?
Harry: Shut up, chocolate.
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Harry (brainstorming ideas for pranking Rahul): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Jaddu: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.
Harry: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Jaddu: …Is that matters?
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Ishu: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!
Harry: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!
Shub: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!
Rishu: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!
Virat: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!
Jaddu: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.
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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Ishu, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Ishu: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Ishu: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*
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Jassi: I like your top, Ishan!
Shub: I have a name, you know.
Ishan: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
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Rohit: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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Yuzi: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Kuldeep: ...We're on the ground floor.
Yuzi: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
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