Ok, I'm just gonna flat out admit that: Cyrus has the DIRTIEST FUCKING MIND ever. And, he has been this way for as long as anyone can remember.
For instance, once when he was about 5 or 6 years old, could barely speak English properly, had this interaction with his mother:
*please read Cy's parts with the voice of a small child, and a heavy Latin accent.
Cyrus: Mama.
Monica: Yeah, baby?
Cyrus: I have decided that if mi daughter ever comes out to me as gay, I am sending her to a Catholic boarding school.
Monica: Sweetie, why would you do that?
Cyrus: Because those girls are uh... how you say en Ingles... ay si, freaky. I am not letting her miss out on the biggest gay opertunidad ever.
Monica: ...You're a genius.
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Six Minutes randomness that's in my brain 24/7/365
Fanfictiontitle sums it up pretty good.
