Badger: I have decided that I'm gonna read Percy Jackson.
Cyrus: Oh, yay! Just know: Grover's the traitor, Percy's gay for Luke, Nico's mad at Percy for getting Bianca pregnant, Annabeth dies, Gabe kills Sally, and Camp Half-Blood tries to take over the world. Oh, and Clarisse was gay for Annabeth.
Badger: Good to know. Spoilers, but good to know.
Cyrus: Y ahora, veo la carnicería desplegarse ante mí.
A/N. Translation: And now, I watch the carnage unfold before me.

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