Six Minutes randomness that's in my brain 24/7/365

Things James&Monica have heard while the kids were playing D&D

1: "I CAST ENDOMETRIOSIS!"

2: Low, by Flo Rida

3: "I cast Vicious Mockery! You're so short that the only time your ex willingly sat on your lap was when she thought you were a seat cushion."

4: "Why is it always me who gets Nat-1's?"

5: "WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!"

6: "IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!"

7: "Idk man, seems pretty fucking gay to me."

8: "Who do you think you people are, BLACKPINK or some shit?"