Six Minutes randomness that's in my brain 24/7/365

...Should he be concerned?

Cyrus: Hey, Holls?

Holiday: Yeah, Cy?

Cyrus: I had a really weird dream I wanna run by ya real quick.

Holiday: Okay. What was the dream, and why was it really weird?

Cyrus: Well, I dreamed I was falling out of a plane, and then I landed safely, and then I started getting maliciously stabbed by Barack Obama.

Holiday, confused as fuck: Okay...was that it?

Cyrus: Nope! Then, I survived getting stabbed by Obama, and he turned into Jake from State farm, and started stabbing me again.

Holiday's thoughts: What the fuck?

Cyrus: And then, I survived Jake from State Farm, and then he turned into dust, that, if I'm being honest, looked like c0caine. 

Holiday's thoughts: Sweet Jesus there's something wrong with this kid.

Holiday: Okay...? Is that it.

Cyrus: No. Then, I was back home and safe, and I went to bed, but the bed was on fire, and I burned to death. Then I woke up.

Holiday: You need to see a therapist.

Cyrus: I already see four