POV: Gay Juice

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Cyrus: *Runs downstairs like the crazy person he is*: 'TIS A MONUMENTAL DAY!

Monica, James, Holiday, and Birdie: *confused*

Holiday: And why would it be a monumental day, oh dear brother?

Cyrus: I was online shopping on Target

Monica: Is there more to that statement or?

Cyrus: There is if you would let me finish. *Sass God Mode, activated*

Monica: Okay, sorry. Continue.

Cyrus: As I was saying, I was on Target.com, and I found GAY JUICE!

James: Wait, what?

Cyrus: *pulls up phone*

Cyrus: *pulls up phone*

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Holiday: YES!

Birdie: I want it.

Cyrus: I ordered 3

James: Cyrus, you can't drink. You know how drunk you'l get off that?

Cyrus: Sober.

James: No, you'll probably be black-out

Holiday: Okay, you have clearly not seen this guy chug 2 Long Island's and a bottle of Tito's and then drive home sober.

James and Monica: WAIT WHA-

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