Six Minutes randomness that's in my brain 24/7/365
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    POV: Gay Juice

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    Cyrus: *Runs downstairs like the crazy person he is*: 'TIS A MONUMENTAL DAY!
    Monica, James, Holiday, and Birdie: *confused*
    Holiday: And why would it be a monumental day, oh dear brother?
    Cyrus: I was online shopping on Target
    Monica: Is there more to that statement or?
    Cyrus: There is if you would let me finish. *Sass God Mode, activated*
    Monica: Okay, sorry. Continue.
    Cyrus: As I was saying, I was on Target.com, and I found GAY JUICE!
    James: Wait, what?
    Cyrus: *pulls up phone*
    
                                
    
                                    Cyrus: *pulls up phone*
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      
                                      
                                    
                                  
                                 
                                
    
                                
    
                                  
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    Holiday: YES!
    Birdie: I want it.
    Cyrus: I ordered 3
    James: Cyrus, you can't drink. You know how drunk you'l get off that?
    Cyrus: Sober.
    James: No, you'll probably be black-out
    Holiday: Okay, you have clearly not seen this guy chug 2 Long Island's and a bottle of Tito's and then drive home sober.
    James and Monica: WAIT WHA-
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