Cyrus: *Runs downstairs like the crazy person he is*: 'TIS A MONUMENTAL DAY!
Monica, James, Holiday, and Birdie: *confused*
Holiday: And why would it be a monumental day, oh dear brother?
Cyrus: I was online shopping on Target
Monica: Is there more to that statement or?
Cyrus: There is if you would let me finish. *Sass God Mode, activated*
Monica: Okay, sorry. Continue.
Cyrus: As I was saying, I was on Target.com, and I found GAY JUICE!
James: Wait, what?
Cyrus: *pulls up phone*
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Birdie: I want it.
Cyrus: I ordered 3
James: Cyrus, you can't drink. You know how drunk you'l get off that?
Cyrus: Sober.
James: No, you'll probably be black-out
Holiday: Okay, you have clearly not seen this guy chug 2 Long Island's and a bottle of Tito's and then drive home sober.
James and Monica: WAIT WHA-

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