Adam: You're really arguing with me?
Cyrus: But you're wrong.
Adam: You're arguing with me?
Cyrus: But you're wrong!
Adam: That's why you're the slowest kid in your class.
Cyrus: That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
Adam I'm about to end your whole career.
Adam: You know Santa's not real, right?
Cyrus: What?
Magnus going into protective boyfriend mode: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?
Adam: Because he had it coming.
Magnus: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?!
Adam: HE HAD IT COMING!
Cyrus: MOM!
Adam: NO! Don't tell your mom now!!
Cyrus: MOM!

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