Six Minutes randomness that's in my brain 24/7/365

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Cyrus: *lying face down on the living room floor*

James: Hey, buddy, what;s up?

Cyrus: My life is a lie.

James: Why?

Cyrus: The Arkenstone bestows upon it's holder the right to rule the kingdom of Erebor, no?

James: Yes, it does.

Cyrus: So by that logic, Bilbo Baggins was the fucking king of Erebor for a short period of time before he used the stone as a bargaining chip with Bard and Thranduil.

James: Wait why does that make sense?