So they were in a fight (don't ask with who, I don't know), and it was long-distance combat. Adam is not good at long-distance anything. So he said "This isn't fair! I don't even have anything to throw!" And then Cyrus said, "Oh, here." and put something in his hand. It was a Mason jar full of dirt. Adam looked at him and he said, "Cyrus, this is a jar of dirt." And then Cyrus, in an impeccable impression of Tia Dalma, said "If you don't want it, give it back."

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