guys :your family tree must be cactus cuz everyone on it is a prick
•I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse !
• rose are red ,violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you?
•a wife can kiss her husband , a bunny can kiss a rabbit the sun can kiss the grass but you my friend can kiss my ass
• is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth
•* call you ugly weird etc * stop repeating what your mother said
• . Do your hear that? It's the sound of no one caring.
* I didn't quite catch it. All I heard was the sound of an ass wipe talking
• It's better for someone to think your an idiot then you opening you mouth to prove it
•what's the difference between your imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend and a walrus? one has a moustache and smells like fish, while the other one is a walrus
• surprise me say something like intelligent
* bozo the clown called. He wants his face paint back.
*there's only one problem with your face, I can see it
*if laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
*your so fake Barbie is jealous
*if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents
* has your mother/father has never cheated because I see you cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend every single day
Hello my beautiful girls and handsome boys this is this weeks chapter of the diss book. Hope that you like them, and hey remember that you can use this any time (expect in front your parents. Like do u have a death wish or something?!). Also most of these disses are not mine. So have a happy day!😆😆
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The diss book
MizahHello need disses but can never come up with some on the spot? Well this book helps you out with that problem by letting you share these disses with your friends or enemy's. *^* lets get our diss on!
